BACHELOR PARTY HYPNO-ENTRANCE
INT. A BRITISH
STYLE PUB, EVENING
A group of bachelors
assemble for a bachelor party…
Hey Neil, you really think you’re
ready for this? I mean, that ole
ball and chain can get really heavy
at times, or so I hear…
Yeah. And Diane is already so top-heavy
if you know what I mean…
The group laughs
hysterically
Oh shut up man! Like Joy is any better!
Speaking of top-heavy, where are the
strippers? They should have been here
by now!
Who wants more Tequilla?
The group cheers
indiscriminately at the suggestion
The strippers are comin’ at midnight.
But there’s another surprise comin’
up before they get here!
Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum…
Great, great – that means the strippers
Won’t be here for another hour and a half!
Chill man – I’m sure Noah took care
of things. So what’s this surprise dude?
The surprise is the strippers are really
hookers – I’ll bet you anything!
No man, but you wish! HA!
So what then? Why are you being so
secretive? What’s the big deal, is
J-Lo comin’ or somethin’?
Alright, he should be here any minute
so I might as well tell you. My buddy
Chaz is a stage hypnotist, right? So I
figured it would be fun to…
A hypnotist? Noah, you got a
hypnotist for my bachelor party?
This should be fun! (Sarcastic)
It could be, if the strippers participate!
Guys, I was hypnotized once at my cousin’s
wedding – it’s cool!
No one’s hypnotizing me!
I ain’t gonna be no chicken!
Guys, it’s cool, Chaz is amazing!
Neil pulls Noah
aside.
Noah, I don’t know about this? Hypnosis
and crap like that, makes me kinda nervous…
Why?
I dunno man! Wait I do know. Comics.
Comics? What…?!
I used to collect them growing up. I
actually still have the collection somewhere.
Anyway, there were tons stories in there
with a hypnosis theme and those always
fucked me up the most!
What do you mean?
Well, it was usually the bad guy who
was the hypnotist, right? And all the
comics portrayed being hypnotized the
same way – you know, that sort of
“Yes Master” brainless-zombie thing? I mean,
Superman was hypnotized dozens of times
and
made to do all kinds of stuff!
Neil, you’re not Superman,
and this isn’t the comics!
I know man. It just creeps me out is all!
Chaz is super cool. You’ve never met
him – so I’ll introduce you when he comes
in and you guys can talk – you’ll see, he’s
totally harmless. He’s not some evil
hypnotist!
Walking like a
sleepwalker towards Noah & Neil
Master? What do you command?
Very funny Simon!
Actually that’s a pretty accurate
rendition of the comic-book
hypnosis-thing we were just talking
about!
Yeah, good one Simon!
Simon is standing
very still, vacant-eyed
Yeah, you can snap outta it now!
Simon, go away!
Yes Master!
Simon walks away
still in mock-zombie mode, then bursts into laughter as Chaz enters the bar.
Oh, hey, Chaz is here!
Whoopee!
Hey Noah, is that the big hypnotist?
Um, yeah guys, this is Dr. Chaz Foote…
Uh, correction, one more year of
residency until it’s official…
Chaz, this is Curt, that’s Darren, Joel,
Mitch’s
the red head over there. Simon’s right behind
him and Dino is at the bar
with Neil, the groom-to-be, and if I’m
not mistaken, Peter stepped out to buy
some smokes.
Hey guys!
Hey, come, I’ll introduce you to
Neil, he’s kinda nervous about
hypnotism…
Oh? We can fix that!
Chaz removes his
coat and hands it to Noah
Yes sir. (Blandly)
The two walk toward
the bar
Ah, Neil, may I offer you my congrats!
Marriage is a big step, I do so envy you!
Neil, this is Chaz, Chaz Foote!
Hi, Neil Winters,
nice to meet you.
A pleasure! May I sit?
Be my guest!
What are you having?
Whatever Neil’s having!
I just finished my fourth beer, but
I guess I can have another! What the
hell right? I’m getting married!
Coming right up!
So, Chaz, how long have you been
doing this hypnotism thing?
Ever since I was a kid – I was
always fascinated with it…
I used to hypnotize my
brothers all the time!
Really? I was always creeped
out a little by it!
So I take it you’ve never been
hypnotized before?
Chaz adjusts his
ring at Neil’s eye level.
Nope. And I don’t know that I wanna be...
You know, it’s no different than
when you get really engrossed in a movie-
You kinda go into a light trance… your
eyelids
begin to close a little, you feel sleepy,
very sleepy, following my voice, listening
to my deep voice taking you deeper, and
deeper and deeper into that abyss of sleep…
So relaxed and at peace… hypnotized…
deeper and deeper until you sleep!
Neil’s head slumps
forward
(Incredulous) Wow! Is he…?
Hypnotized? Yes he is hypnotized Dino.
Pretty cool huh? Yup, he’s
Hypnotized…hypnotized…hypnotized…
It’s like a lullabye word, isn’t it, Dino?
Huh, wha?
Have you ever been hypnotized Dino?
Chaz takes out a
light-pen from his pocket
Look at the light Dino, that’s it!
Deeper and deeper. Just relax…sleeeeep!
What’s your lullabye word Dino?
Hyp—nah—tize!
Dino’s head slumps
forward in sleep
Chaz, no one’s noticed yet!
Neil, Dino in a moment you will
walk to the backroom and wait for me
there. You will stay in this relaxed
state all the while. With each step you
will find yourselves going deeper into sleep.
Do you understand?
Yeth…
Now – go!
The two walk quietly
towards the backroom of the small bar.
What are you gonna do with them?
Noah, come with me!
Yes sir.
Cut to:
Now, my three sleepy heads,
I want you to sleep deeper…deeper,
And deeper – as I push on your shoulders
You will fall deeper and deeper into
Hypnotic sleep – so deep…
Chaz pushes down on
Noah’s shoulders and he faints gently to the ground.
Uughh…
Now you, Neil, deeply hypnotized, and
Dino too, deeply hypnotized…
Chaz takes a moment
to admire his work – three men lying on the floor totally under his power.
Now boys, with your feet, I want you
to kick off your shoes, you will all
feel ten times more relaxed without
shoes on… OBEY! And relaaax…
(The guys kick off
their shoes in unison and immediately slump even deeper into the floor).
Now, I am going to remove your socks…
As I do, you will be even more relaxed,
falling deeper and deeper and deeper into
my power – you are all my hypnotic slaves
now – you must obey me!
(Chaz yanks off
Noah’s socks, then Neil’s, then Dino’s, again taking a moment to admire the
helpless pile of men before him, now barefoot. He positions the men’s bare feet
atop each other, crisscrossing them so as to compare them in their vulnerable,
inter-tangled pile).
CHAZ (Cont’d)
Well it looks as though Noah’s got
the biggest dawgs, Neil, what size
are you feet?
NEIL
(Sleepily) Size eleven…
CHAZ
Dino – what size are your feet?
DINO
Eleven… a… half.
CHAZ
And Noah, we know wears a size twelve
and a half. Isn’t that right Noah?
NOAH
Yes sir.
CHAZ
Now all three of you, Dino, Neil and
Noah, you will repeat after me: I am
Barefoot. I am ready to receive commands!
NOAH/NEIL/DINO
I am barefoot. I am ready to
Receive commands.
CHAZ
Excellent my three slaves!
Now listen to me… your pants are very tight!
They are cutting off circulation to your
Upper body. You must loosen your pants.
Undo, your belts, unbutton, unzip – anything
To get comfortable again. Now very slowly,
I want you to open the flies on your pants…
The three sleeping
men, move in slow motion to comply with Chaz’s request.
CHAZ
Now, Noah, your body is paralyzed from the
Waist down. You have no feeling below the
Waist. Is that clear?
Yes sir.
(Chaz reaches into
Noah’s opened pants and with a few jerks and tugs, manages to expose Noah’s
flaccid penis. He pulls it out of his boxers, leaving it to rest limply on his
opened jeans).
CHAZ
Now you’re turn Dino. Your body is paralyzed.
You cannot move. You cannot feel anything.
You
Are frozen, aren’t you?
(Dino’s body becomes
ever-more rigid in compliance).
DINO
Yes…!
(Chaz reaches into
Dino’s crotch, finally getting hold of his limp penis, he exposes it much like
he did, Noah’s moments before).
CHAZ
Someone’s got a lot of man-hairs on them,
don’t
they Dino? You’re a hairy son of a bitch,
aren’t
you?
DINO
Hairy…
CHAZ
And now, the groom-to-be! Neil, feel
your body becoming more and more aroused!
Every
Muscle in your body is tightening, getting
heavier, listening to my voice, going deeper…
deeper. Yes, you are so turned on Neil!
(Neil’s penis begins
to rise on it’s own, through his opened fly as Chaz continues to deepen his
hypnotic state).
CHAZ
Now, isn’t this pretty!
(Chaz takes a moment
to admire the three men before him, their penises exposed, their eyes open, yet
completely vacant, and their bare feet piled atop each other like that, they
looked so deliciously vulnerable).
CHAZ (Cont’d)
We’ll have time to play with your
feet and other body parts later.
In a moment you will all awaken. You will
put your shoes on, but you will leave
your socks with me!
You will not realize that you
are missing your socks. Is that understood?
Yeaah…
Yes…
Yes sir.
(Taking one final
look for now, Chaz moves up the line of men, putting their cocks back into
their pants and doing them up. There was still a whole party of men in the
other room that he had his sights on…)
Cut to:
***
Hey there they are – where did you
guys disappear to?
Ran out of Buds…
So are you gonna hypnotize us or what?
I thought you didn’t want to be
hypnotized Darren!
That was before we bet him $100 that
he would go under in less than ten
minutes!
I would say five minutes if I had to guess!
Ooooh!
C’mon guys let’s give him a chance!
Darren? You wanna come with me?
Huh? Where?
Just out back – we’re gonna see what
kind of a subject you’ll make!
What are you gonna do to me?
Just some relaxation exercises –
Pre-hypnosis tests is all.
Just don’t go turning me into no
farm animal ok?
Deal! Hey, do you like zebras?
Chaz joked as the
two walk toward the back room.
Hey Darren…! Sleep well!
Yeah you wish! This dude ain’t
gonna hypnotize me, I promise you!
Get that hundred ready man!
(Darren and Chaz
enter the room together)
Now Darren, why don’t you have a seat?
Put your feet up and relax.
(Darren puts his
feet up on the desk as instructed)
No funny stuff though, ok?
What, like swinging this watch
in front of your eyes?…
Oooh, I’m soo sleepy! (Sarcastic)
Watch the swinging amulet of gold
back and forth, that’s it,
with your eyes, back and forth,
keep watching the swinging mass of gold
and you will do as you are told!
Hey...this…is… really… hap…
Deeper Darren, sleeeep! Your eyes,
magnetized to the watch – sleeeep!
Fuck, sl…so…sleepy
That’s right Darren, so sleepy!
Even deeper – go deeper, as
you focus on my voice, you want
to obey my voice… obey…obey!
O…bey…
Darren’s head slumps
forward in sleep
Kick off your shoes Darren, as
you do, you will feel one hundred
times more relaxed than you are now.
Darren kicks off his
huge sneakers
Uughhh (His entire body goes limp)
That’s right Darren, you are so relaxed
now, so deeeeply relaxed… you can feel
your socks coming off your feet – but this
too deepens your trance – freeing your feet
is so relaxing, isn’t it?
Yeah… my feet…
CHAZ
And what huge feet you have! Darren,
what size are your feet?
DARREN
Thirteen and a half.
Now Darren, open your eyes wide! I want
you to look into the light! Look deeply
into the light!
Ugh…
Now Darren, you are a robot. I am
Programming you right now – your voice,
you can speak Darren and you can hear me!
Hear you…
You are a robot Darren, you will speak
Like a robot!
I – am – a - robot!
Now sit up straight robot!
And obey your master!
Sit – up – obey!
Darren, I am connecting your wires
Now, your body and mind will soon
Be completely under my power. Even
after I wake you up when I say the
phrase – sleepy slave, you will
fall back into my power, is that understood?
Sleepy slave... yes.
(Chaz puts Darren’s
white socks over his ears and ties them at his scalp).
CHAZ
Now, you are almost ready my robot slave!
Let’s see you walk. Stand up erect Darren!
Stand up!
(Darren stand to military
attention)
Let your arms rise in the air –
The tips of your fingertips are magnetized
to me Darren, come now, follow me. You
are sleepwalking. You are a robot. You
must obey your master!
Must obey my master!
(The two walk into
the main bar, Darren following Chaz).
Alright boys – here is your friend
Darren the robot – and I believe I
Did it in under ten minutes.
Come on Darren… come!
Come…
A blank faced Darren
emerges from the backroom, socks on his ears, barefoot, with his arms
outstretched, he is walking towards Chaz like a zombie.
Holy Shit! Darren man, look at him!
He’s pulling our legs!
No guys, Chaz is amazing, he can
hypnotize anyone!
Geez, look at him, he’s like a freakin
zombie!! How deeply is he under?
You wanna see how deeply?
Darren, freeze!
Yes master.
Yes master? Noah, what’s going on?
Darren’s hypnotized!
I can see that! But what’s with
this “yes master” bullshit?
Neil?
Yeah?
Sleepy Slave!
(Head slumps forward)
Uggh…
Wow, this is nuts – obviously Chaz
hypnotized Neil back there.
Hey what about you Dino? You were back
there with them too!
No one fuckin hypnotized me, no fuckin
way man, I would know If I were
hyp-no-tized…hypnotize…hypnotize…
Dino’s head slumps
forward
Hey dude, can you hypnotize me to
stop smoking?
Sure thing, Peter, is it?
Yeah man, hey how’d you know my name?
Peter, I want you to sleep!
(His head slumps forward)
I met Peter at the convenience store…
Shit this is amazing! Hey Chaz, who
else have you hypnotized here? Not me,
right?
No Joel, I haven’t tried to hypnotize
You, Mitch, Simon or Curt… but if any of
You are interested, I’m open!
No offence man, but I don’t wanna be
that!
Pointing to Darren
Hey guys, lookit – Darren’s got his socks on
his ears! I just noticed! What a fruit!
Does anyone have a camera?
I do, but it’s in my car!
Hey, wait a minute! Look at Neil and Noah!
They both don’t have socks on!
They had to have had socks on before!
No shit! And Peter and Dino too!
They’re all sockless! Hey Chaz, what
the hell have you been doing to our
buddies’socks?
Nothing I won’t soon be doing to yours
Joel! I know you’ve been hypnotized
before…
Yeah, at my cousin’s wedding, years ago!
And more recently, a few weeks ago
with Noah here. Remember?
Noah… yeah, Noah tried to hypnotize
me! Hey what the hell is going on here?
Sleepy boy Joel!
Yes master!
Joel stands to
robotic attention, his conditioning obviously intact.
Take off your shoes and socks Joel!
Yes Master! (Joel complies eagerly)
Now, Mitch, Simon, Curt – you three
are next!
Ok, this is fucked up! Snap them out
of it man, c’mon wake them up!
It’s like they’re statues or something!
Yes, they are all my statues Simon,
as the three of you will soon be…
NO! I don’t want to be hypnotized!
Attention slaves! Get Simon, Mitch and
Curt – now!
Yes Master!
(The six men jump
atop the three others).
(Chuckling to
himself as his six men overpower the three remaining men)
Oh yeah, wrestling is sooo hot!
What the fuck is going’ on?!! (Petrified)
You won’t get away with this, you
freakin’ perv, ow! Get off me!!
Darren and Neil are
now holding Mitch down.
What the hell do you want from us?!
Do you have any brothers Simon?
Yeah, three, so?
I want you to hypnotize your
brothers, Simon, and I want you
to do it tonight!
You’re fucked man!
(Struggling against Neil and Darren)
Let go of me!
Patience Mitch, I will command Neil
And Darren to get off you once you’re
under my power, not before!
Dream on psycho!
Look deeply into the light Mitch!
(Closing his eyes) NO! I ain’t gonna
let you do this to me!
Slave Darren, force Mitch’s eyes open!
Don’t listen to him Darren, leave Mitch
alone!
Yes - Master!
No!
Watch the light Mitch, that’s it –
now you can’t stop looking at it,
right – it has glued your attention…
it makes you soooo sleeeepy…
Mitch! Don’t listen to him, fight
it man! Fight it!
…fight.. (sleepily)
You cannot fight it Mitch.
No, Mitch, sleeeep, you must sleeeep!
Deeper and deeper under my power,
you’re body is relaxing now, isn’t it?
Yehth…
CHAZ
Mitch, the only word you are able
To say is “hypnotize”. You will keep
Repeating it, until I order you to stop!
Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.
Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.
No man, no way!
C’mon, Dino, Peter, wake up!
Get offa me!
You’re last Curt, lucky you!
You get to watch me put Simon out
Of his misery!
Fuck you! (He spits in Chaz’s direction)
You might be able to hypnotize me
but no way will I ever hypnotize my
brothers for you man, forget it!
Slaves Noah and Joel?
Yes Master?
Force Simon’s eyes open!
Yes Master!
You won’t get away with this
Shithead! I’ll get you!
Yes Simon, get you nice and sleepy,
See the bright, flashing light?
You’re eyes are forced to it,
aren’t they? Deeper Simon, that’s
it! It’s hypnotizing you, you know
it – you’re so relaxed now…
Relaa
Take off his shoes and socks
Joel my boy! NOW!
Yes Master!
(Joel removes
Simon’s shoes and socks, leaving them at his side).
Neil, as the groom to be, I think
it’s only appropriate you be given
the honor of taking off Mitch’s shoes
and socks! Now slave!
Yes master!
Neil takes off
Mitch’s shoes and socks
Fuck man, what is your problem
with feet? You got some kind of
fuckin’ fetish you freak?
Good question Curt – since it’s only
a matter of seconds before you get one
of your buddy’s feet up the ass!
Forget that man! Mmmmgh! Get
offa me!
You know, I think I’d like to render
this one barefoot before I begin! Joel,
Noah, Darren, Neil, hear me – you can leave
Mitch and Simon – they are sufficiently
under my power – come, remove Curt’s
shoes and socks!
(The four men rise
mechanically and move toward Curt and Chaz)
Yes master!
No guys, get off me! Get off!!
(The four friends
strip Curt’s feet of shoes and socks and then freeze alongside him, as if
awaiting further orders).
Curt, you are the last of your
friends to be enslaved – what do you
have to say?
You’ll pay for this you bastard!
You’ll never get away with this!
You have cute feet Curt – but soon
I’ll be admiring your entire naked
body, not just your feet!
FUCK YOU!
On the contrary Curt,
Fuck you! Look deeply
into the light… deeper, deeper…
it makes you sleepy…sleepy!
Cut to:
(The men are lined
up in a straight line – all are standing at attention, blank looks on their
faces, all are deeply hypnotized, but still fully clothed but for shoes and
socks).
Now men, I want to know, which of
You have brothers in this city? Joel?
Yes Master – my brother’s name is Owen.
How old is Owen, Joel boy?
Twenty five master.
You’re going to hypnotize Owen tonight,
is that understood?
Hypnotize Owen tonight. Yes Master.
What about you Curt? Any brothers
You can hypnotize for me?
Yes Master. My brother is only eighteen
though master... (Some resistance is still
detectable in his voice)
That makes him legal – you are also
going to hypnotize your brother for
me tonight. What is his name?
Ad… Adam master.
You will hypnotize Adam tonight.
Repeat that for me Curt!
I will hypnotize Adam tonight.
Yes Master!
Mitch, do me a favor?
Look into this light!
Hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…
That’s right Mitch, you are
hypnotized. I forgot you were still
repeating your mantra. You can stop now
Mitch!
But you will obey my every command!
Do you have any brothers, Mitch?
No sir…
Pity. I always like the redheads!
That’s it Mitch – sleep! Now, when I
count to three Mitch you will remove
your shirt! 1-2-3! NOW!
Now, Simon and Joel – I want you
to take off your shirts too. Obey me!
Yes Master.
(Joel and Simon
remove their shirts almost in unison)
You have a nice chest Simon!
Darren, Noah remove your shirts!
Yes Master.
(Noah and Darren
remove their shirts)
Now, the rest of you, I want you
to do the same – remove your shirts,
Neil, Dino, Peter, you will go
deeper into hypnosis after you take
off your shirts!
(The three men take
off their shirts and then resume their attentive stance – At this point all
seven men are standing shirtless, shoeless and sockless in a straight line,
awaiting further orders like army recruits)
So who has the nicest chest of
the group? Dino, Peter you two win!
Oh yes! Dino, do you work out?
Four times a week…
Dino, why don’t you take off
your pants?
(Confused) …My pants?
Yes Dino, obey!
(Dino looks as if he
is struggling against the command. He does not rush to comply with the order).
I don’t…
Peter, take off your pants!
Yes Master!
(Peter removes his
pants without even flinching).
Now Dino, look into my eyes…
(Chaz walks right up
to Dino, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling his gaze closer to his own…)
(He only slightly looks away, but is soon
subdued)
No, I…
What’s your lullabye word, Dino?
Hyp – nah – tize.
(Dino’s head slumps forward onto his chest)
Take off your pants now Dino!
(Speaking like a dictator)
Yes sir!
(Dino unbuttons his
jeans, lowers them and finally steps out of them).
Darren, do you wear boxers or briefs?
Boxers.
Show me slave boy!
Yes Master.
(Darren removes his
pants much like the others – in sleepwalking mode).
Now, the rest of you, Simon, Mitch,
Neil, Noah, Joel your pants are
coming off – undo your pants, all of you!
Yes sir.
Yes Master.
(The men are now in
their underwear standing, ever alert, awaiting further commands from Chaz)
(Grabbing Simon’s penis through his briefs)
Now Simon, these three brothers of yours –
What are their names, and how old are they?
My older brother Richard is thirty-three.
My two younger brothers Sean and
Taylor are twenty-two.
Twins?
SIMON
Yes sir.
You want to hypnotize Taylor and
Sean don’t you?
Not really…
Yes you do Simon. Your dick is
getting harder thinking of it!
I can feel it, see?
(Chaz grabs Simon’s
penis and pulls it out of his jockeys, exposing his semi-erect member).
I…er…no…!
Yes Simon! See your penis
Peaking through your briefs –
You must be turned on!
I can’t…
Simon, look into my eyes and
Repeat after me…
Ugh…
I am going to hypnotize Sean
and Taylor…
I am going to hypnotize Sean
and Taylor… but…
But what Simon?
…don’t… know how to hypnotize…
We’ll correct that Simon. By the time
I’m through with you, you will be an
excellent hypnotist! So, you will
hypnotize them and bring them
to me, is that clear?
I…uh…
(Chaz tightens his
grip on Simon’s penis)
I… yes master!
Now, I don’t know why we’re keeping
your underwear on at this point, not
with such excitement brewing…
(Chaz pulls Simon’s
underwear down, Simon doesn’t flinch)
Now Noah, why don’t you step out
of your underwear, since we’re all
getting naked here, you’ll find it
perfectly natural, right?
Yes Master.
(Noah steps out of
his underwear)
Oh yes, Noah, such a lovely dick you’ve got!
Why not show me how hard you can get
it Noah?
(The professor bends
down and gently blows on the tip of Noah’s circumcised penis).
OH!! Yes Master.
Who’s next? Oh what the hell?
You are all so relaxed you just
want to be naked – take off your
underpants, Neil, Mitch, Peter, Darren,
Curt, Dino –obey me!
(The rest of the men
step out of their underpants, somewhat clumsily).
CHAZ (Cont’d)
Now, have any of you ever had
Sex with a man before?
The men remain
silent.
Yes master, I have had sex with
you sir!
Very good Noah and you liked serving,
your master like that, didn’t you?
Yes Master.
(Noah’s penis is at
complete attention now).
Is that it? NO one here has ever
had sex with another man? Mitch?
No sir.
Darren?
No master.
Curt, Dino, what about you two?
No.
No master.
Well this is disappointing. Simon,
Joel
- neither of you have had sex
with men before?
No.
I once jerked off with a few
guys sir. Does that count?
Almost Joel my boy! But not quite.
What about you Neil?
No sir.
Neil, you’re getting hard! How
cute your little pecker is when it
stands at attention like that!
I…er… I dunno…
You have quite the small penis for a guy
Your size Neil! How tall are you and how
much do you weigh?
Five eleven. 155 pounds.
CHAZ
And you wear a size eleven and a half shoe!
Boy, you’re not proportioned are you slave?
NEIL
I…I…
CHAZ
And let’s see, fully erect, I’d guess
Your dick size to be, what, six inches, max?
NEIL
Yes master.
(Chaz approaches the
groom to be, standing on his bare feet, he grabs Neil’s erect cock and begins
swinging it back and forth).
You like being hypnotized Neil,
don’t you?
Scares me…
No it doesn’t Neil, it turns you
on – your penis is hardening as we
speak – you are completely under
my power.
…under your power…
(Neil’s expression
becomes even more blank as he repeats Chaz’s last few words)
Now Neil, why were you so afraid
of hypnosis, tell me!
…Comics. Scares me…
Comics? What do you mean?
I… it scared me to be under someone’s
power like that… like in Super-Hero
comics n’ stuff.
Like you are now?
Yes.
Neil, listen very carefully to me…
Listen…
You are so turned on being hypnotized
that you want to share it with others,
don’t you?
I…uh… I dunno.
Get dressed Neil, Simon!
You two are going to fetch
me Taylor and Sean, is that understood?
Yes Master.
(Chaz takes his
pen-light out of his pocket and shines it in Simon’s eyes)
Now Simon, take this pocket light.
Shine it in Taylor’s and Sean’s
Eyes – tell them to sleep, deeply
Talk like me, hear my voice Simon,
And obey! Obey!
Obey…
Get dressed now Simon! Here are Dino’s
Socks, Neil, you will wear Mitch’s
Socks!
Yes master.
Yes master.
Neil, you will go with Simon.
When he hypnotizes his brothers,
your penis will harden. Repeat
that please.
When Simon hypnotizes his brothers
my penis will harden, yes master!
Because you are so turned on
by hypnosis and the thought of
hypnotizing other men for me, aren’t you?
Turned on by hypnosis… yes master.
Joel, you will go hypnotize Owen, bring
him to me once he is under. Get dressed
now, and here – take Curt’s socks, he won’t
be
needing them… ever again. HA HA! Isn’t that
right Curt?
Yes master. Curt’s socks…
(Joel takes Curts
socks from Chaz, as Chaz turns his attention now to Curt)
I… don’t… understand…
(Walking toward
Curt’s place in the line)
Curt, listen to me. Listen to
your master and obey!
Obey.
You will never wear socks again.
You hate socks – you want to be
Barefoot all the time. You will throw
Out all your socks and let your feet
Breathe. Is that understood?
Yes master.
Then repeat what I just said to you, now!
…hate socks…throw out socks…go barefoot.
I understand and I will obey!
Now Curt, I want you to bring Adam
to me tonight – fully hypnotized, is
that understood?
Hypnotize Adam, yes master!
Now get dressed the four of you and
Bring me back four new slaves!
Yes Master.
(The four men leave
their places in the line and start to get dressed)
Now as for the rest of you,
Darren, Noah, Mitch, Peter
and Dino – all of you will stay
here and play…
Play…
Yes Peter, we are going to play.
You are getting so hot – so turned
on aren’t you Peter?
(Peter starts to
squirm almost involuntarily)
PETER
Yes…
Feel your dick rising to my voice
Peter…getting harder and harder,
it sends you deeper and deeper
into my power! Your whole body
is rigid and under my power!
(Peter’s entire body
becomes rock hard and visibly stiffer as every muscle in his body tightens and
then freezes on command)
Yes Master!
Now Peter, which of your friends
here do you think is the sexiest?
Don’t know…
Yes you do Peter! Look into my
eyes and obey!
Ugh…
CHAZ
Now Peter, which of your friends
do you find the best looking?
Dino?
Dino, your mind is so relaxed but
the rest of your body is getting
rigid – feel your whole body
becoming a metal beam- tighter
Dino, tighter!
I…yes… it hurts.
(Dino was straining
his body in compliance)
Now Dino, your penis is hardening
too as it is totally under my power!
Feel your dick getting harder and
harder Dino…
Yeah…
You like that, don’t you?
Yeth…
Now, Peter, turn towards Dino!
Yes Master!
Excellent! You two men have the
same size dicks. I think we should
compare them side by side, get a more
scientific comparative thing going on here!
Don’t
you think so, Dino?
Yeth…
(Chaz grabs Peter’s
erect penis and lightly pulls him closer to Dino’s)
Ugh…
Yes you like it when I hold your
penis like that, don’t you Peter?
Ah! Yes…!
You’re so turned on Peter, aren’t you?
Yes…!!
What about you Dino? Are you turned
on by all this?
I… Don’t know…
You are very turned on Dino.
Look at your penis!
(Chaz grabs Dino’s
penis and begins to move it back and forth)
So turned on…
That’s right Dino, keep looking at
your erect dick as I move it back
and forth – makes you sleepy…
Sleepy…
Back and forth Dino, yes, your
penis is getting harder and harder…
your eyes are getting heavier,
you’re going deeper and deeper
into hypnosis Dino… I am using
your own penis to hypnotize you!
Penis… Hyp-nah-tize me…
CHAZ
Now, Peter come closer!
PETER
Closer…
Listen to me very carefully Peter!
Listen…
I am attaching a magnet to the tip
of your penis – feel it harden even
more as I do! Can you feel it?
Yes…
Dino, I am putting a magnet on the
tip of your penis! It is now
completely magnetized, completely
hypnotized like you!
Yes…
CHAZ
Now in a moment, I am going to step
away. When I do, Peter, Dino
your dicks will come together-
They will be magnetized to each
other. Do you both understand?
Yes.
(Chaz walks toward
Darren and Mitch. As he does, Peter and Dino are both pulled toward each others
penises, almost violently)
Excellent my slaves! Now, Dino,
Peter, repeat after me:
You are my master, I am your slave!
(A blank faced,
penis-glued duo respond like automatons, and in unison)
You are my master…
I am your slave!
Keep repeating it boys!
You are my master…
I am your slave!
Now Darren, do you like Mitch?
Yes master.
Look at Mitch! Look at his frozen
body – look at his hard dick pointing
to the sky…
(Chaz grabs Mitch’s
penis and begins swaying it back and forth)
CHAZ (Cont’d)
On your knees Darren, and come closer!
Closer…
You like this Mitch, don’t you?
Yes Master.
Darren, why don’t you take over?
Grab Mitch’s penis like that… yes!
Fuck! I’m gonna explode!
No Mitch! Obey your master! You
must not cum until I give you the
command. Is that understood?
Yes Master.
Now Darren, in a moment, I’m
going to wake you up. You will
be your old self, but you will be
unable to stop playing with Mitch’s
penis. You will also realize that
you are naked and that you have
obviously been hypnotized. But when
I say the phrase “sleepy slave” you
Will go back into your trance. Do
you understand sleepy slave?
(Darren’s head
slumps forward upon hearing his trigger phrase)
Yeth math er
Now Darren, at the count of three, you
will awaken to your normal self, totally
powerless to do anything but obey me!
Yes master.
1-2-3, wakey wakey Darren!
Wow, I musta really been hypnotized!
Oh you were Darren! I promise!
What the fuck is going on? Mitch?
Why am I holding Mitch’s dick?
Man, what have you done to me?
I’m totally fuckin’ naked? You
Perv, I’m gonna…
Darren tries to move
but realizes he is paralyzed
Keep massaging Mitch’s penis Darren!
I…what? What have you done to us?
Isn’t it obvious Darren? You and
Your friends are my hypno-slaves!
Hypnoslaves? Man, you’re sick! Why
can’t I take my hand off his fuckin’
rod man? This is sick! Stop this!
No Darren, you like it!
Yeah, you wish!
So why don’t you stop me as I bend
down behind you to lick the soles
of your feet?!
Hey, get off of me!
Or if I lick the crack of your ass!
That’s it! I can’t take this
anymore man, I’m not gay!
Then explain this Darren!
(Chaz grabs Darren’s
balls from behind)
Why are you so hard?
Y…you have me under some kind of
spell man, you hypnotized me! All of
us! You fuckin’ hypnotized all of us!
Holy shit! Look at Dino and Peter!
Yes! You’re all my hypnoslaves!
Hey, I’m no one’s slave!
Then how come you’re so enthralled with
Mitch’s penis, Darren? Either you’re my
Hypnotized slave or you’re gay. Which is it?
I…I… guess I’m your hypnotized slave!
That’s all I needed to hear! Mitch!
You may cum now!
Aaaaaaarrrgh!!!
(Mitch’s eruption
hits Darren square in the face, covering him with manseed for the first time in
his life)
Uch! That’s sick! He just fuckin’ came
all over me! I may not be able to move,
but I can certainly scream! HELP! ANYONE!
HELP! HELP!
Darren, my little sleepy slave!
DARREN
Yes Master!
I think it’s time you put Mitch’s
penis in your mouth Darren.
Yes master.
Now Mitch, at the count of three you will
Get hard again, ready to cum for the second
Time, this time in Darren’s eager mouth!
Yes master.
Excellent slave Mitch!
Now Noah my friend, what
do you think about what I have
done to you and your friends?
I’m so turned on master.
Yes Noah, of course you are.
Fuck me master!
In due time Noah, in due time.
Yes master…
Now, whose bored? Ah yes, my two
Magnetized babe magnets – Dino
And Peter. What to do with you?
You are my master –
I am your slave!
Yes, we know that alredy!
You can stop saying that now!
Yes sir.
That’s master to you, Dino!
Yes… Master.
Yes Master.
Now, both of you, come unglued,
And look into my eyes!
Yes master.
Peter turns to look
his master in the eyes
Peter, you are a hypnotist…
You want Dino, bad though.
He’s allowed you to hypnotize
him, here, take this watch.
When I say go, you will proceed
to hypnotize Dino. Once he is
under your power, you will do with
him what you’ve always wanted to-
Yes master.
(Peter takes the
watch from Chaz and immediately begins to dangle it in front of Dino’s eyes)
Now, Dino, you will awaken at
the count of three, but you will
still be very much under my power.
I will always be your master.
But your friend Peter will
be trying to hypnotize you
and
you will allow him to do so…
Is that understood slave Dino?
Uh, yes master?
Now, awaken!
What the fuck? Man, why is everyone
naked?
Sleeeep Dino, sleeeeep!
Man, what is with you and
this hypnosis thing?
Watch the watch swing back
and forth Dino, allow it to
hypnotize you! Sleeep…
Can’t stop myself… I…
That’s it Dino, sleeeeep!
Hyp-no-tize!
Ugh.
(Dino’s head slumps
forward in trance)
Who is your master, slave?
You are my master!
You will obey Peter!
I will obey Peter.
Enslave him, Peter, he’s yours.
Consider him, my gift to you!
Yes master! Slave Dino, take
holda my balls, now!
Yes master.
Now, bow before me! On your
knees slave boy!
Yes Master!
Worship it! Look at my cock Dino!
You know you want it!
Now put your mouth to it, Dino!
C’mon, obey me!
Yes master!
(Dino takes his
friends erect dick into his mouth)
Excellent Peter, Dino now belongs
to you, use him like the dog that he is!
Yes master.
Now, Darren and Mitch… what
to do with such a handsome
couple as you? You both must
obey your master fully, if we’re going
to take your conditioning to the next step!
Obey master…
I think we can come up with
something special for the
two of you. But it will
involve some long-term
brainwashing. Do you want me
to brainwash you Darren?
Yes master. Brainwash me.
What about you Mitch? Do you
find it exciting, the thought
of someone brainwashing you?
Yes master. I want to be
brainwashed, sir.
Then I have the perfect
video tape for the two of
you to watch come with me –
Both of you are sleepwalking
toward me – that’s it – come!
Come…
Come…
(Chaz leads the duo
to the backroom)
Cut to:
Simon’s Brother’s
apartment – INT.
I don’t get it! I thought it
was Neil’s bachelor party!
tonight?
SEAN
Yeah, I’m off to bed dudes, sorry.
I’ve got an early morning meeting!
Hold on Sean, come back here!
I need you and Taylor to help
Neil and I with this…
What does it matter if Taylor
And I can be hypnotized? Shit,
I’m so tired now, you could
probably hypnotize me in a
second!
If you guys are good subjects…
Then maybe you could come to
Neil’s party and help us
out – no one is hypnotizeable!
TAYLOR
I told you dudes, count me in.
Let’s just go meet this hypnotist dude
and let him put us under!
Sean, just sit down please!
I want you and Taylor to take a
Look at this light…
Oh yeah Simon, it’s hypnotizing me!
Shut up fool, just go with it!
That’s right Taylor, just go with it!
You too Sean, come on… sleeeep!
Relax and listen to the sound
Of my voice as you stare into
the light…
K, I think Taylor is in lala land.
I’m just falling…
I think it’s working!
(Excitedly nudging
Simon)
Look deeper Sean, c’mon, deeper,
And deeper – listening to my voice-
Taylor, you are so relaxed now, so
deep…
Deep…feels coool…
Shit, I’m getting’ a boner! What’s that
all about? I’m supposed to be getting
married in a month!
Me too! I dunno man… what’s
happening to us?
(Simon suddenly
turns, blank-faced and begins swinging the light before Neil’s eyes,
re-hypnotizing him as well. Once checking that all three guys are entranced, he
himself trances out and walks zombie-like to the phone, dialing…)
Master! They are all ready!
Excellent slave Simon, you know
what to do next, right?
Yes master. We already rented
the costumes on the way over here!
Excellent slave Simon, get into
them and return here ASAP!
Yes master!
Cut to:
It would seem the strippers are
on their way. I think we all need
to clean up! Attention men. Clean
yourselves up and get dressed. You
will all still be under my power,
but you will be awake and thinking
it is two hours ago, the moment I
arrived. Whenever I say the phrase
“Sleepy Slave” to you, you will
all go into trance, understood?
Yes master!
(The guys begin to
clean themselves up. Mitch and Darren holding hands while doing so).
Lookit, if Neil and Simon miss
it, who cares! Just start Chaz
come on!
Yeah – I still say you could
never hypnotize me!
Who ya gonna hypnotize first Chaz?
Well, I guess we should know what
the others think. Noah?
Go for it dude!
Dino, Peter?
Whatever man.
It’s funny. I feel kinda
Hypnotized right now.
Yeah me too, sorta. Like I’m
Foggy headed, you know?
I guess I’ll hypnotize Mitch
first! Come up here Mitch!
It’s never worked on me before, but what
the hay?
Just look into my eyes, Mitch! Deeper!
I, ok.
So sleepy, so sleepy Mitch!
Mitch is suspended
in semi-trance on stage as Simon walks in dressed as the Riddler; he is
followed by Neil, dressed in an Aquaman costume, and his brothers, Taylor as
Batman and Sean as Robin
Ah, I see the strippers have
arrived. Super! Actually, we still have
a few more super-strippers on their way…
(As Chaz finishes
his sentence, the door to the bar opens up revealing a very hypnotized Joel
dressed in a Flash costume and his brother, easily 6’5 and muscle pumped,
donned appropriately, in a Superman’s costume, cape and all).
Master. This is my brother Owen. He is
Hypnotized and dressed as Superman as you
Ordered!
(Leaving the frozen,
hypnotized Mitch on stage to approach the harem of Super-hero strippers)
Yes, I can see that Joel. And you are which
Super-hero again?
I am the Flash master, ready to do your bidding!
And who do we have here, Simon?
Master, may I present to you,
a very hypnotized Aquaman, and
My brothers, Batman and Robin,
Also under my power at the moment!
Shit this is nuts! Simon, is
that really Taylor and Sean in there?
Neil makes a good
Aquaman though. He does! He’s got the
blonde hair for it anyway…
Shit! They’re not even moving!
Oh they’ll be moving soon enough!
They’re our entertainment for tonight.
Aren’t you Aquaman?
Yes Master!
Master, Here are Batman and Robin,
Ready for you to enslave!
This is too fuckin’ much! What’s all this
Slave stuff? And why the fuck are our friends
And their brothers dressed up
as fuckin’ superheroes?
Darren, Darren. It’s because they are
All my sleepy slaves!
Yes master!
Master, everyone is hypnotized!
Thank you Noah, sleep!
Yes master.
Now, come here, Robin!
Come…
Look into my eyes, boy wonder.
Look into my kryptonite eyes, and
Bow
before me, your master!
My master…
Now, Boy wonder, BOW!
Yes master!
Now, Batman, no offence, but
With both Robin and Aquaman
as my
hypnotized slaves, do you
think you can resist my hypnotic powers?
No…sir…
Look into my eyes Batman, and bow
before me!
I…um…
Look deeper Taylor, obey me!
Yes…
Bow!
Yes master!
Now what to do with these three
Hypnotized superheroes? Neil
What did the villains in the comics
Make your heroes do?
O…bey…
And then, what? What would Batman
be commanded to do if he were
completely hypnotized?
Be made evil master.
Batman, look into my eyes!
You are my Bat-Slave. Your
Main mission is to hypnotize
All your fellow superheroes. Is that
understood,Batman, or should I say Taylor?
YES MASTER! HYPNOTIZE Superheroes!
But first I want to see Robin
do a striptease, don’t you
Peter?
Yes master.
Robin, my eyes enslave you…
Command you to be a stripper –
You will get completely naked for
us Sean, come on, obey me!
Obey…
(Sean peels himself
out of his Robin costume and is essentially naked except for his underwear. He
stands for a moment, uncertain and wobbly)
What are you waiting for Sean?
Take it all off!
SEAN
Take it all off!
(Sean removes his
underpants)
Ah, everyone see! Robin is naked!
And under my power!
(He ushers the naked
Sean onto the stage and begins to do an exaggerated Vaudeville hypnosis
routine, on the already entranced Sean, swinging his hands before his face).
Ha ha ha! Now,
Sean, why don’t you sit here near
Mitch. In fact, Mitch,
you can lie down. You are hypnotized
after all, aren’t you?
Yes master. I am hypnotized.
Now, as for you Simon, you fulfilled
Part of our agreement – you brought me
Batman and Robin here, but there is
Still one person you haven’t brought
to me…
SIMON
Who master?
The Riddler!
(As Chaz says “the
Riddler” Simon is programmed to go into character)
CHAZ
(Cont’d)
I always wanted to have
an evil genius under my power -
You can’t enslave me, I’m the Riddler
you fool!
Yes and you will soon be very connected
to Aquaman, in more ways than one!
I…I…
Sleepy slave Simon!
YES MASTER!
(The Riddler’s head
plops forward onto his chest)
Now Riddler, are you under my power?
Yes Master. I am under you power!
Fine, then take Aquaman out back
And remove his suit – we need him
Naked in seven minutes!
SIMON
Yes master.
Now, Batman, I don’t need to see
You naked Taylor – just take off
Your bat boots will you?
Yes master.
And now your socks Taylor – take off
Your socks.
Take off my socks…
Excellent – now lie down next to
Robin, slave.
Yes master.
Now last but not least – we have
Superman and the Flash. I will
Definitely want to see the man of
Steel naked later, but for now, both of you,
Just remove your super-hero boots and take
Your place alongside Batman over there.
Yes Master!
(The brother’s
remove their costumed boots, both are barefoot underneath, and both rush to
comply with Chaz’s request to position themselves alongside the hypnotized
Batman).
Now, we’re just about ready, except for… Curt.
He’s hypnotizing his 18-year old brother for
Us and he’s still not here. Oh well. I’m sure
He’ll be joining us shortly. Now onto the
fun!