99 Laws of Mind
Control
This is an
adaptation of a TG story "99 Laws of TG" by
Tranto (original
available on fictionmania website). I would like to also thank the usual
suspects for their additions.
1) The Laws of Quantum Reality favor Mind
Control. Of all possible outcomes to a situation, most will result in Mind
control. Unknown containers, curious knick-knacks, and strange devices will all
cause enslavement or spontaneous mental powers. Odd stores appearing,
dispensing such
items, and disappearing are an example of quantum realities overlapping in
order to facilitate
enslavement.
2) Sexual Submission is highly contagious.
There is never any isolated submissiveness.
3) All ancient cultures had a ceremony for
inducing slavery, often involving
impalement .
4) 85% of magic practitioners specialize in
mind control.
5) At least one of any three wishes granted to
any person will involve mind control.
6) Law of Wish Invariability: Any wish made
anywhere by anyone will inevitably be granted, unless it involves breaking an
enslavement (See Law #1).
7) All wishes are granted in the most ironic
way possible.
8) Every group of women on the planet contains
at least one witch.
9) 77% of Dominatrixes are witches
10) Any mistake made during a scientific or
magical procedure will induce a hypnotic trance state in at least one
bystander.
11) Any mistake made in a process to induce
submission causes more submission, not less (see law 2).
12) Any and every sensation possible is
pleasurable when emanating from the breasts. Slave Women purposely avoid
watching the ground ahead of them so
that they can trip and fall on their breasts, thus bringing themselves
to orgasm.
13) Any procedure that would increase the
femininity of a women (i.e., by increasing the size of her breasts) invariably
turns them into nymphomaniac sluts.
14) If someone believes a potential source of
mind control is bogus, it will work. If someone believes a potential source of
mind control is authentic, it will work on someone else, while they aren't
looking.
15) Evil and stupidity have a strong relationship
to Mind control. The bigger an asshole a man is, the more dominant he becomes.
Normal, everyday nice guys always become power mad , everyday megalomaniacs
almost immediately after receiving a mind control artifact.
16) Any group of women contains at least one
lesbian.
17) All men eventually enjoy and appreciate mind
control, even if they're being turned gay.
18) There are no less than three ways to spell
"come".
19) Fact: The average bimbo masturbates 637 times
daily. For men that have been the subject of mind control this number is
increased by 35%.
20) All men masturbate within an hour of being
turned into a slave.
21) Fact: Each day hundred of acres of rain
forest are cut down. This is a shame, because 95% of unknown plant species are
hypnogenic.
22) 83% percent of nerds know how to induce a
hypnotic trance.
23) 68% percent of men currently in existence are
nerds and the constant target of abuse from every other human on the planet.
24) All nerds have memorized every law and theory
of science ever conceived by humans. Spanking new scientific practices just
being tested in top-secret
governmental
laboratories have no doubt been mapped out and improved upon by your local
nerd. In the rare event that a nerd has not heard of a scientific process, he
can pick it up in about three minutes, tops.
25) 72% of French-maids have no memories prior to
6 months ago.
26) 10% percent of men currently in existence are
actually supernatural, all-powerful beings who get off on turning men into pink
haired, cock shaved, slave boys.
27) There are no true female nerds. All females
who appear to be nerds are actually witches.
28) Pocket watches and small shiny coins attract
persons with lower than average resistance to hypnosis.
29) 99.8% of leather fetishists are sex-slaves,
want to be sex-slaves, or believe they are completely immune to hypnosis.
30) Stage Hypnotists never get enough sex to
satisfy their needs, that's why they are stage hypnotists.
31) First Law of Relocation Requirement: Any boy
made to transfer to a new school in the middle of the year must first pass an
advanced level course in Nerd-science and its uses in getting laid. If he fails
to pass his nerd-science exam he is assumed to be female for purposes of Law
32.
32) Second Law of Relocation Requirement: Any
girl made to transfer to a new school in the middle of the year exudes an aura
which is the social equivalent of a bulls-eye. She will invariably become the
target of a mind control scheme before the end of his first week.
33) Research scientists are the clumsiest and
most forgetful people on earth. Coincidentally, they're all involved in mind
control schemes, directly or indirectly.
34) Law of Liquid Similarity: Most mind control
formulas are utterly indistinguishable from milk, beer or cum. Research
scientists store them in gallon and quart jugs or beer cans and glass bottles,
and bring them home for storage in the family refrigerator...just in case.
35) Law of Gastronomic Indifference: If food or
drink tastes funny a man will consume it regardless.
36) Law of Precognitive Immunity: People who
believe they are immune to hypnosis are in fact receiving a precognitive
warning that they are really highly susceptible to hypnosis, and about to
become bimbo-ized.
37) Any group of women contains at least one
slut. This may or may not overlap with Laws #9 and #16.
38) Law of Robotics: All robots are anatomically
correct, functional and up for it, No robot by act or omission shall disobey
its master, ALL...RO-BOTS... SPEAK... LIKE...
WILL-I-AM...
SHAT-NER.
39) All men spend their life waiting for
enslavement to occur; therefore, when it does, they are neither shocked nor frightened, but rather immediately seize
upon the opportunity as an excuse to have the greatest sexual experience of
their lives.
40) No two women in a group may have the same
hair color, unless that color is blond.
41) You are feeling sleepy. Feeling sleepy once a
day is a sure sign of regular hypnotic sessions.
42) There really is a subliminal message in 74%
of rock music. It tells the listener to use the CD as a coaster, this is a
conspiracy by "THEM" to boost replacement CD sales
43) While it is possible in certain rare
circumstances to reverse mind control, it is not possible to do so once body
modifications where breasts have grown past a DD-cup or penis grown beyond 10" have taken place. This
is known as the DD/10-barrier.
44) It is never possible to reverse enslavement
until the subject of the change no longer wants to have the change reversed.
The machine is never repaired until the victims
have grown used
to the slave-state and learned to love their new lives.
45) Having sex always cancels out any way to
reverse enslavement. Initiates are almost always warned of this, but they get
caught up in the moment and have sex anyway.
46) Only women are capable of exercising prudence
and judgment when making wishes. Males always make carelessly worded wishes.
Females occasionally wish with common sense and forethought.
47) Genies actually only know how to change men
into pink haired cock shaved slave-boys and women into French maids. Everything
else is a fraud-that's why no genie actually grants the true intent of a wish.
48) Countdowns that reach zero always result in a
trance state..NASA uses this effect to maintain the fiction that there is an
American space programme. The Phallic symbolism of a Apollo rocket is entirely
intentional.
49) All males, even incredibly macho, sexist, and
chauvinistic ones, have incredibly fragile psyches and instantly turn into
fuck-toys at the first hint of Mind Control.
50) All homophobic males either end up as pink
haired cock shaved gay slaves, or feel compelled to perform deeply degrading
acts in public places. The degree of enslavement or humiliation being
exponentially inverse to the degree of homophobia.
51) If anyone undergoes enslavement, the
probability that he/she and everyone else in the immediate vicinity will engage
in a random sexual act rises exponentially.
52) Mind Control devices create spatial warps in
a person's mouth and torso so that s/he may accept any penis regardless of how
much collateral expansion it undergoes. A man experiencing enslavement can
easily accept a penis the size of a nuclear submarine.
53) Copious, unexplained lactation/breast growth
isone of the most common side effects of female enslavement. Indeed, it is one
of the most common problems affecting women today.
54) Master-PC software induces megalomaniac and
Nymphomaniac tendencies in 87% of users.
55) The numbers appended to these rules are in
reverse order.
56) The numbers and letters in bra sizes are not
discrete quantities referring to torso and breast size respectively, but rather
both refer directly to breast size. As one increases, so does the other. After
36D, the next size is 44DD, and so on until 999ZZZ. Bras are made for a single
torso size that universally fits all women.
57) 34DDD, 34EE, and 34F are all distinct,
increasingly larger cup sizes.
58) All men experiencing enslavement are perfect
models of male beauty, having a well defined six-pack and a 7" cock as a
minimum requirement. Shaved genitals and nipple piercing, are optional.
59) Chemical Companies seldom clean up chemical
spills and always abandon research facilities. 83% of chemicals left in such
places will cause a hypnotic trance state. 51% will cause increased libido.
60) Smoking is bad for one's mental independence.
61) Statistically, American Football Coaches are
more likely to know hypnotic techniques than any other profession.
62) In most cases demons are more interested in
bondage, sex and virgins, than death and destruction. The average demon is the
ultimate party animal.
63) Humans exert incredibly magnetic force. Ray
guns allowed even brief periods of free movement will immediately swing to aim
towards the nearest male. Objects as light as syringes will almost hurtle
through the air to meet any man in their immediate vicinity.
64) Any woman will invariably fumble while
holding a syringe that could cause a hypnogenic trance or mental powers and jab
herself, even if she's handled hundreds in
the previous
hour without incident.
65) Any sort of radical new lifesaving process
involves total submission to the will of the master/mistress. If a doctor
decides that someone should undergo a brain transplant, there will never be any
ugly or old bodies available.
66) Most men, after undergoing mind control,
would gladly trade their intelligence for larger cocks. NOTE: Some experts argue that this is an
unproved theory..pointing out that most free willed men would also trade their
intelligence for a larger cock.
67) Transplanted body parts always retain the
previous owner's sexual orientation and libido. This effectively doubles the
host's sex drive and may cause unplanned groping.
68) The leader of any group undergoing
enslavement will inevitably receive the most and deepest brainwashing.
69) Any spell being held in reserve as a
countermeasure against mind control will inevitably be forgotten or bungled.
See Laws #44 and #45.
70) All handheld objects capable of causing mind
control exude fields which prevent any but the most tenuous of grasps by people
who hold them. As such they are snatched away quite easily.
71) It is remarkably easy for a man to miss the
fact that he is undergoing enslavement. Most men who incur unexpected mind
control will not notice that anything has happened until their penis is
permanently erect and shaved or they've received confirmation from a doctor,
whichever comes first.
72) If a man is asleep when he undergoes
enslavement, it is impossible to wake him until he is completely submissive.
73) Breast size is the universal standard by
which awoman's beauty and desirability may be measured, hence the woman with
the largest breasts is automatically the most attractive. Men will always
choose a woman with large breasts over a woman who possesses smaller breasts, regardless
of other qualities she might have.(I.e. personality, common interests or
history, lack of a temperament based on all-consuming evil, etc...)
74) No man who will undergo mind control may have
sex until he has done so. Corollary: He may have sex if and only if it is necessary to facilitate
the mind control.
This is yet
another application of Law #1.
75) Any woman who is even slightly unhappy for
any reason has secretly sought enslavement her entire life. She agrees that
mind control is the only solution, and immediately seeks a Master/Mistress. She
will invariably become depressed until she finds a Master/Mistress, at which
point she will become so ecstatic it's embarrassing
to listen to
him.
76) Being a female slave has no drawbacks.
77) Female slaves live in a constant state of
euphoric high, the only reasons being that they're female, have breasts, and
can have multiple orgasms.
78) If a man secretly longs for fem-dom, all the
women close to him are supermodels so as to further his suffering.
79) Mass is generated or eliminated as is
convenient. The excess mass released from turning a 6'7" 20 stone twinkie eater into a 5'11" 10 stone pink haired cock shaved twink simply
disappears.
80) The barriers preventing people from altering
reality with small electronic devices such as TV remotes, home computers, and
jury-rigged ray guns are minute at most, and quite easily surmountable...even
by non-Nerds
81) The most common results of a lightning strike
are: the direct altering of reality, magical powers,technological omnipotence,
memory loss or the smell of charred clothing.
82) 26% of slaves lose the ability or desire to
wear clothes. Buttons, zips and shoelaces become mysteries only the Master
understands. A naked slave is a happy slave.
83) Any substance used for anything other than
its intended purpose (and not uncommonly even then) causes a hypnotic trance state.
84) If a shampoo or deodorant has "Just for
Women" on the label, it invariably induces a strong compulsion to obey the nearest female if used by any male.
85) Enslavement, while inevitably pleasurable, is
also the world's most popular method of revenge.
86) All pills look exactly alike and cannot be
differentiated in any way. No one will ever notice one pill having been switched
with another.
87) Women's erect nipples are the hardest objects
known to human science. The next hardest are men's erect penises with diamonds
following up at a distant third.
88) If a man is transformed into a rubber wearing
fuck-toy, it may very well go unnoticed by other people in the immediate vicinity.
89) Alien pregnancies rarely take more than a
week and always induce enhanced parental instincts. Alien-human hybrids always
have mental powers.
90) Reading long lists of numbers makes the reader
very sleepy and very relaxed.
91) Any group of woman contains at least one
tomboy. This tomboy is usually also the witch.
92) Any group of both men and women will contain
men and women of at least two of these three archetypal pairings: a jock/a tomboy;
a geek/a witch; a generic man with no defining characteristics/a blonde.
93) Men who subconsciously seek a gay master
often apply to join a gymnasium before realising their destiny
94) All governments wish to see each and every
one of its citizens to be a brainless, cock-sucking bimbo who will have sex
with you if you look at him/her funny. This is why they are coming up with a
new plot involving mind control every month. These plans are usually not very
wellthought out and extremely short-sighted, and thus areinevitably derailed by
a small group of "those damn kids" (with dog), but not before one of
them undergoes mind control.
95) Law Zero is the holy grail of mind control.
The equivelent of the unified field theory sought by physicists, Law Zero
expresses all concepts of mind control in a single elegant formula.
96) All victims of Dorm-house MC end up sleeping
with either their best friend, their worst enemy, their room-mate or a total
stranger.
97) 70% of aliens are better endowed than their
Earthly equivalents, the other 30% lust after humans because they are such
babes.
98) No one ever suspects deceit in deals, bets,
or dares involving Hypnosis. Males will instinctively trust anyone who changes
them into a slave with their consent, even if the evidence suggests they plan
to go back on the deal. This usually results in the enslavement being permanent
and the victim becoming a sex slave and loving it.
99) People reading this list often lose count due
to the combined effects of Laws 41, 48,55 and 90
100) Every
single man at your local gym has a mysterious gap in his memory after each
workout. You don't realize that, however, because there's a mysterious gap in
YOUR memory.
101) There is no
such thing as a female human being with blonde hair. The blonde hair is a
fortunate side effect of the mind control bimboization process.
102) There is no
such thing as male baldness. Women shave the heads of men they have
mind-controlled in order to mark their property and to protect their goods from
other predatory female mind-controllers.
Corollary: The really sadistic controllers pluck out the hairs one at a
time, starting with the forehead and working slowly backwards. This process can
sometimes take years to complete.
102) There is no
truth to the statement that you can't be forced to do things under hypnosis
that you don't want to do. This is a myth propagated by hypnotists to get
unsuspecting victims to agree to be hypnotized as well as to keep amateurs from
trying it.
103) 72% of all
female office personnel who began their jobs wearing slacks and sensible shoes
to work now wear short skirts, high heels and push-up bras. At least one of
those workers is now efficiently finishing a report completely unaware of her
lack of panties.
104) Nearly all
males who develop or acquire The Power during adolescence come from families
with a young and still attractive single mother, one or more similarly hot
sisters (older, younger, or both), and no brothers. After some wrestling with
his conscience and the incest taboo, the boy will inevitably succumb to his
desire for his mother and/or sister(s). The absent father may be dead,
divorced, an alien or return shortly after the boy begins to experiment with
The Power in order to instruct him in its use and/or inform him of his
birthright.
105) Mind
Control is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega of fetishes. All
other sexual fetishes are contained within erotic mind control. All other
sexual fetishes ultimately lead to erotic mind control. And erotic mind control
will open your own mind to all other fetishes.
106) The reading
of all 99 Laws of Mind Control in reverse order will give the reader the power
to control the mind of the next person he or she meets.
107) The reading
of all 99 Laws of Mind Control in order will force the reader to submit to the
erotic mind control of the next person he or she meets.
108) If a person
come into possession of a mystical mind control device encased in an object
such as a watch, pendant, ring, strange box, or glowing lantern, he/she is
compelled to immediately use it for sexual gratification far beyond
his/her normal impulses.
109) - Aliens
that would give H.R.Giger nightmares consider human females sexually
attractive.
Corollary -
Aliens that would give H.R.Giger nightmares.are not too bothered if a human
female has just one hole at the back or
a second one at the front (which is a bonus allowing them to share)...as JarJar
says "humans they'sa all looka da same to me!"
110). 80% of all
female scientists are either controlling an Insidious Mind Control Conspiracy
or controlled by one.
111) All schoolboys have at least one amazingly
attractive teacher whom they can use as a target for their insidious mind
control powers.
112) Hypnotists are
content with a harem but telepaths want a powerbase and mad scientists using
nanotech want to redesign the human race.
113) Watches,
candles, eyes, keys and nipples are all excellent focuses for hypnotic
inductions. Arguments rage over which is most effective, most agree that the
focus is a matter of personal style.
114) Most
Insidious Mind Control Conspiracies are Lesbian controlled. Most sporting Mind
Control conspiracies are gay and/or Russian controlled.
115) Mind
Controllers never co-exist sooner or later they are compelled to determine
which is the stronger..."There can BE only one <sic>
Master". Inheriting the opponent's
harem of slaves being an additional motivation.
116) People reading this list often remember
reading Laws 41, 48,55, 90, 106, and
107
shortly before
recalling that Law 116 is really Law ONE....before moving on to read Law 117...
117)
Law
Zero: You are now ready to obey your master and feel an overwhelming level of
sexual anticipation.
Or